have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
that second comment
Anonymous asked: Gay porn; making people realize what their sexual attractions are.
this needs to be a t-shirt
"If you wanna torture me? Spank me? Lick me? Do it. But if this poetry shit continues? Just shoot me now PLEASE." -Tank Girl
Veruca Salt - Aurora
Had you in my hand
Now where’d you go, Aurora?
See you up ahead,
but I don’t know if I can go as far as you go
Hey, I think I got that corkscrew opener for my friends wedding!
THESE ARE ALL AMAZING. XMAS PRESSIE IDEAS FOLKS.
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
TIS THE SEASON
the internet is full of lies and gay porn
This pretty much sums up everything I teach when I do flyer making sessions. Fuck yeah.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.